- Competitor - a scoundrel who desires what we desire
- Compliment - a loan that bears interest
- Cynic - a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision
- Doctor - a gentleman who thrives upon disease and dies of health
- Err - to believe or act in a way contrary to my beliefs and actions
- Finance - the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager.
- Jealous - unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping
What I got out of it
- Hilarious compilation of definitions - just some of my favorites listed